RiFF RAFF // How To Be The Man (Houston Remix) ft. Slim Thug & Paul Wall
Tokyo will be enveloped by darkness after 3 p.m. Large sparks will fly, scattered around the Shinjuku area. Use caution when leaving the house
Saw this, decided to read it because reasons.
"I just can’t believe I did it.
My best friend Julie told me about Craigslist hookups.
I thought she was a bit dirty for sleeping with random people.
But I had just gotten so lonely lately that I had no option.
I was in my bathroom getting ready when I heard a door open.
Before I could turn to see who had entered my flat without asking, I heard his voice;
"What’s up, madam, it’s Critikal."
I was shocked, but in all honestly a little turned on by his deep, slightly monotonous voice.
"H-hi there," I said, shaking a bit.
He’d already entered my bathroom, so I guess we were past the point of pleasantries.
"Wh-what would you like to do?"
"Today I’m gonna be playing with your titties, let’s do this shit."
"Oh… Well I gu-"
"Oh my goodness. This is the titty of perfection, I cannot believe my eyes. I have found it. The perfect titty. It’s right here in my hand."
What did he just say? I had perfect titties? I couldn’t believe this.
This hooded man was just feeling my boobs. Nothing else.
After twenty minutes, he leaned in for a kiss.
“Finally,” I thought to myself.
We kissed deeply for a few seconds, after which he said “okay, I’m done playing this.”
"Wh- Excuse me?" I stuttered.
"Remember to rate the kiss, comment the kiss, and subscribe if you wanna get kisses similar to this one. See ya."
"Wait, whe-" He was gone.
Just like that, he disappeared into blackness.”
'Speckled' - model: Alice Ma - photographer: Alex Evans - hair & make-up: Natalie Ventola - Chloe Magazine Spring14
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